Ladies and Gentlemen, I Present The Gravity Defying Wine Bottle


Look! No stands!


I have to confess that I’m a sucker for pointless gadgets.  Not even the impending collapse of Western Capitalism could stop me whipping out the credit card on this one.


This has got “Amaze your guests with gravity defying wine bottle stand” written all over it but I fear it’ll end up in the garden shed with the Sinclair C5 and the  Racker-Stacker.

The stand is made from welded chain links that counter-balance the weight of almost any wine bottle (suggestions on which wine bottle will destroy this illusion are most welcome) creating an optical illusion. 

As Pilot so memorably sang “Ho, ho, ho. It’s magic, you know. Never believe it’s not so..” And on the subject of this “classic” singalong, someone has gone to the trouble of mixing the song with backwards lyrics. Completely pointless,

Disclaimer: WOTW will take no responsibility for any satanic references contained in the following recording.


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